What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Ah so!”

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why cant I feel anything in my sleep? I cannot even feel myself moving, breathing, and swallowing saliva! I cannot even hear anything, not even my alarm! Some people that I've been with says that I'm moving a lot in my sleep, how can I stop it?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Octopussy

-All the bad guys are black.

What are some funny and smart quotes?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Do women really cheat more than men?

Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What melts your heart every time without fail?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is truer than that which is true?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do women change that much more with age?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

My marriage is fixed. My future husband repeatedly calls me to meet me in private and pressure me to have a relationship. What should I do?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why in my 60s do I have a strong desire to suck cock and swallow?

Dr No

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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